|Mushrooms are the humblest of plants, and yet they hold their own on the menu next to oysters and caviar. Gotta love the little brown earth dwellers.|
|Served on toast rounds, the pate here is garnished with mushroom slices, fried until crisp, and celery leaves.|
My recipe search led me to The Enchanted Broccoli Forest, (that's a cookbook by Mollie Katzen, and not someplace one goes after eating the wrong kind of mushrooms), wherein I found a recipe for mushroom pate. I changed it slightly, partly because I didn't happen to have a few tablespoons of dry white wine, and though the Sparetime Tavern across the street might be persuaded to sell me a beer poured into my crock pot, they can't sell wine on their 3.2 license.
Here's what I came up with:
1. Saute two finely chopped medium sized onions
in about 4 Tbs. butter until golden and starting to brown.
2. Set onions aside, and add a little more butter to the pan (this is party food, so we will not be mentioning any unfestive words that begin with the letter c. If these things concern you, go graze on the raw broccoli and cauliflower that no one else eats from the veggie tray, and skip the dip, right along with this recipe). In this golden pool, saute a pound and a half of coarsely chopped mushrooms, slowly, until they are quite dark, though not crispy.
3. Stir the onions back into the mushrooms, then season with:
3/4 tsp salt, 1 Tbs. Dijon mustard, 1 tsp crushed tarragon or dill (or both!), 6 tbs sherry (cooking sherry is just fine), a couple chugs of Worcestershire sauce, and about 1/4 tsp black pepper. Let simmer about five minutes.
4. Stir in 1/4 cup oat bran. What? Don't have oat bran in your cupboard? How about wheat germ? No? Get out the blender and whir a handful of oatmeal until it's not quite flour.
5. Cut up a brick of Neufchatel (low fat cream cheese. It's okay, it tastes the same as the full-on stuff in recipes), and stir it into the mushroom mixture.
6. Process this mixture in a few batches in a food processor or blender until smooth. Careful! Hot stuff can blow the top off a blender, so hold the lid down, or hold it tilted, so there is an air vent on the side facing away from you.
7. In a large bowl, stir a 15-16 oz container of ricotta into this puree. Taste, and adjust seasonings.
8. Bake the pate at 400 degrees f. for an hour and fifteen minutes. If you bake it in loaf pans, line two with buttered parchment. This will give you firm flat bricks to place on platters and slice. You can bake it in six or eight buttered ramekins, giving you an easy way to refresh it over the course of an evening, or you can bake it in a buttered casserole dish, then serve it in scoops on a bed of greens, or pipe it through a pastry bag onto toast points or crackers. Serve with very mild bread or crackers, as the flavor is pretty delicate. Enjoy the pate, and the compliments!
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